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I month after turning 34 last year, and it had to take me that long to have a passionate Spidey phase. I didnāt want to post anything until I returned home today.
#layouts#screenshots#hobby#habit#comic book panels#spider man#marvel comics#spider man icons#peni parker#spider verse#speech bubbles#black suit spider man#symbiote#spider sense#funny spidey#intimidatingly funny#spoofing off of Batman#original concept#japanese heritage#funny quips#symbiote costume#school girl uniform#black haired girl#peter parker#menacing Spidey#originated in the 80ās#same decade as Foot Ninjas#weāre cool now Spidey#mecha girl#topside lighting
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REVIEW: I Hate Fairyland #6
Okay, Iāll come out and say out right out the gate. I am a huge fan of everything Skottie Young. From the baby Marvel heroes to the trade paperbacks, right down to (you guessed it), I Hate Fairyland. In my comics reading journey, few authors have been able to come close to the awesomeness that Skottie is able to create. I even have a bunch of wallpapers of his art on this very computer from whichā¦
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#Eric Powell#fun read#funny quips#I Hate Fairyland#Image Comics#Jean-Francois Beaulieu#Jim Mahfood#masterful character design#Nate Piekos#Peach Momoko#SKOTTIE YOUNG#young adult fairytale
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One of my favourite parts of The Wigmaker Job is at the beginning when a Venatori mage tries to sneak up on the Dellamortes in an inn before said Job and Lucanis stabs him, knocks him out, waits for Illario to securely tie the unconscious mage to a chair, and then when the guy wakes up Lucanis just immediately kills him. And Illario is just standing there like why did you wait for me tie him up so securely if you were just going to kill him jfc Lucanis
And it happens again when they talk about getting into the Wigmaker's party and Lucanis says something along the lines of "we were never going to just walk in through the front door" and Illario is like then why the fuck did you let me spend all this time and money on my outfit????
Lucanis thinks wasting Illario's time is hilarious (and he's right)
#no specific quotes because I'm at work and Tevinter Nights is at home :(#gotta get one of those fancy leather book holsters and carry it around with me 24/7 in case I need it#Illario Dellamorte#Lucanis Dellamorte#Lucanis is so funny#I think we just don't see as much of it in TWJ as we do in DAV because he's in Work Mode#which means only the occasional brotherly prank or funny quip makes it through#but Lucanis has always been funny#And also maybe Illario deserved to get to murder him a little look at what he's had to deal with
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East End Boys, West End Girls
aka more Marcia x Two-Bit :))
ugh I needa draw them more lol. Tbh theyāre lowkey what dragged me into this fandom months ago- I found the fandom because I liked them in the book and needed to see if anyone else did too and it was all downhill from there
also do yāall like the color palette here? I didnāt wanna do my usual grayscale stuff, but I wasnāt in the mood to color properly either, so I tried this ig??
(Iāll put the grayscale version under the cut tho anyhow if yāall prefer that)
#marcia the outsiders#marbit#marcia x two bit#marcia (the outsiders)#mar-bit#two bit mathews#two bit the outsiders#the outsiders fanart#the outsiders 1983#the outsiders#outsiders#two bit#the outsiders headcanons#my art#also to the anons who requested them- here yāall are lol! Srry there were a few for them and idk if I can draw ALL of that#but rest assured I saw them!! :))#Btw Iāve been staring at this for too long idk if the quip is funny or not anymore š
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I think I'm funny
#jade leech#trey clover#idia shroud#ortho shroud#rook hunt#octavinelle#heartslabyul#ignihyde#pomefiore#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#twst incorrect quotes#twst text post#text post#funny#my edit#quinn quips
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hrrrrr hes my fave but i cant figure out how to draw him
#sam and max#sam and max fanart#freelance police#freelance husbands#funny quip haha#never looking at rhis again
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#i dont have any funny quips for this i'm just tired of public transportation#if you're gonna tell me the bus times at LEAST make sure that bus shows up you can't just tell me#'oh this bus is coming in 12 minutes' and then bump it up to 18 before making me wait 30 minutes instead#I COULD HAVE WALKED.#ii mephone4#mephone4#inanimate insanity#kekwuit's art tag#please dont flop please dont flop please dont flop
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Someone called my pride post for dgs last year the Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson of the Ace Attorney Universe and it haunted me
#kazuma asogi#ryunosuke naruhodo#the great ace attorney#dai gyakuten saiban#dgs fanart#like Iām still not sure if they meant it as and insult or not but I mostly found it funny#posted at the behest of my dear friend quip <3 several weeks late <3#the blank pride flags are what really make this actually#HAPPY PRIDE MONTH i hope everyone had a good one#doodles#shitpost
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#character dialogue#quips#character appreciation#jason todd#red hood#the red hood#motifs#comic pages#comic panels#dc comics#dc#comics#comic books#red hood and the outlaws#rhato#task force z#batman legends of gotham#knight terrors#knight terrors robin#batfam#batkids#batfamily#funny#character analysis#jason peter todd#media analysis#comic analysis#character dynamics#found family
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An explosion rocks the Hotel and Alastor is soon in the lobby ready to defend the place... But instead he sees Cherri Bomb scuffling with Angel Dust about something on her phone that he's now playing keep away with while she loses her mind at him.
Chuckling to himself he kicks back and the shadow tentacles rise to meet him as he makes himself comfortable on his makeshift seat, manifesting some popcorn.
Alastor spots you off to the side an amused look on your face and with a squeak you're dragged to his side and the seat is extended to include you as you both cackle at the sight of Angel hobbling with only one shoe left on his foot.
Cherri takes aim and hits Angel square in the forehead making him drop her phone which causes her to shriek again when Lucifer walks past, glancing down at the dropped object and freezes... His eyes fixed on the screen unnaturally still as you and Alastor can't stop laughing, leaning on each other for support.
Cherri's face is almost as red as Alastor's suit, you bask in Alastor's warmth as he wiped the tears that tracked down your cheeks.
And with a startled squeak you quiver as his mouth suddenly covers yours, and you melt into your loves kiss.
A/N couldn't resist the fluff at the end sorry not sorry
#Nyx's Quips#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#alastor hazbin#the radio demon alastor#the radio demon#hazbin hotel radio demon#funny hazbin hotel#cherri bomb#cherri bomb hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#Alastor x Reader#Alastor x you#Alastor x y/n
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Average Billy and Mike interaction every day
#billy hargrove#they have some of the best snipes and quips at each other i just know#billy & mike#harringrove#incorrect billy hargrove quotes#billy hargrove meme#billy x steve#incorrect harringrove quotes#billy hargrove x steve harrington#harringroveera#mike wheeler#odd dynamic and i rarely make posts about them but its pretty funny#billy antis dni#billy hargrove edit#mike wheeler edit#mike wheeler meme#billy hargrove text post#harringrove textpost#steve x billy
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My Fictosexualism is not oblivious to the self conscious fact that Iām a mortal, aging person. I had to fall out of love with Ash Ketchum by the time I turned 13 years old around August 2001.
#layouts#screenshots#collages#background remove#ai art#ai art generated#ai art generator#ai art experimenting#ai art practicing#hobby#habit#spider man#comic book panels#marvel comics#speech bubbles#she hulk#funny spiderman#funny quips#sneezing out webs#bless you spidey#sniffing#allergic reaction#chrysanthemums#perfume bottles#spider repellents#natural repellents#peppermint scented#cute#closet secret#gets my motor running
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#wwdits#wwdits fanart#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#my art#insert funny quip i leave in the tag here#my brain is dead from painting
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As funny as it is to talk about Airplane meme speeching in front of Cucumber bro and being cringe and fail with modern slang a part of me stops and goes:
This man has basically lived an entire second life free from a context where that sort of linguistical expression exists in any real meaningful capacity. Which makes me wonder how much context does Shang Qinghua remember towards any of the slang he says on a regular basis. Like 30ish years is a long time to go without other people to reaffirm you're remembering something correctly. I don't know about you, but I barely remember memes from and slang from high school until someone brings them up, let alone when I was 10. So I am left wondering how much modern vernacular Airplane actually has floating around in his head. How much is from the system specifically saying things? How much is just stuff that made it's way into his novel just by accepted textual dialogue? How much is things he remembers and has held onto.
Does he even remember pokemon? Would he even remember how to use his phone? The system gave him the option to go home but just... would he even know how to function in that space if he did wake up post coma or whatever in it. Is talking to Cucumber bro sometimes overwhelming because man will just start saying stuff at him and just doesn't remember what it means? Or does he have just so much stuff he's forgotten hit him all at once in this terrifying and overwhelming way that leaves him floored? Does he even remember what poggers mean? How much of Airplane is just Shang Qinghua ship of theseused to himself. Where does the break between who he was before and who he is now begin? Does he even rasterize?!! Is Twitter just a vague floating concept that he only has feelings towards?? Could he even tell you what modern music sounds like anymore??
And for Cucumber Bro does he actually have a problem where the slang and expressions that have come to exist in the PIDW world organically simply because of language leave him talking in a weirdly out of touch and formal way that only adds to his old man points? Like does Shang Qinghua say some very specific equivalent of 'rizzing it up' or whatever like ' thats like flower picking on the first date, hell of a move. We'll see how that plays out for you' and Shen Qingqiu starts math guessing what it means. Does he just miss out on small folk actions and fairy tales everyone knows or understands and end up sounding like an idiot or just extremely rich and out of touch. Like sure you know white snake, but what do you mean you don't know The Begger Boy and The red and white Hermit Crab? Everyone knows that! It's asking for what you assume is a classical dish that's been around forever so obviously would make it into the setting but actually this dish was invented in the late 1900s/2000s and therefore doesn't exist and everyone is looking at you like you're insane?
Do the two ever just sit there being absolutely confused at what the other is saying because they're just so unsure how to handle shit? Not in a sad way but in a I refuse to admit that I am confused way.
#svsss#scumbag system#svsss shitpost#shang qinghua#scum villain self saving system#scum villain#cumplane#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#sqq#potentially the middle finger doesnt exist and thats very funny#like imagine being a hater and suddenly you dont have the lingo to sick burn anyone with server specific quips
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trans!James T Kirk is such an innate headcanon for me that Iām constantly surprised that only 130 out of 18,000 Spirk fics on AO3 contain it
My introduction /was/ the Kelvin movies though, and Chris Pineās Kirk is so beautiful looking and feminine (I could go on and on, sorry Chris- Iāve watched his and Spockās fight scene in the 2009 one more times than I can count) as well as having that ātragic, misunderstood, and rebellious youthā- itās very easy to be like āthis characterās a little trans codedā
Plus Chris Pineās Kirk does always have a slight air of over-compensating
Bones did his top surgery in their yr 1 dorm room for sure: ādammit Jim! youāre going to injure yourself if you keep compressing your ribs like that.ā
#when he and uhura first meet in that movie she quips#her drinkās on her#and my brain misinterpreted that to mean Uhura was calling him a lady#but noooo that was wrong#was funny to temporarily be like#haha Uhura totally just clocked him!#star trek aos#kelvin timeline#james t kirk#james kirk#star trek
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idk why but i got reminded of shadowhunters and i suddenly wanted to draw izzy really, REALLY badly (oh and alec too lolol)
have i ever drawn them before? no. did that stop me? also no.
slayyyy izzyyyyy my QUEEN
FUCK I miss this series
#shadowhunters#mortal instruments#the mortal instruments#cassandra clare#cassie clare#my art#fanart#cassie was a formative part of my middle school career#i still love all their funny quips#such unserious badasses#i still think about alec going around and counting all the demons they fought out of spite towards jace#isabelle lightwood#alec lightwood#izzy lightwood
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